Poop Comedy

WARNING TMI BABY POOP 

Changing Willow's Diaper 

Starring :

Lexi (7)

Mommy (old)

Lexi : omg mom!! Look! It's because you drink tea so much!

Me : *thinking wtF is she talking about* Lexi, what do you mean?

Lexi :her poop look!!

Me : *looking to make it resemble something or someone* What?

Lexi : IT LOOKS LIKE A TEA BAG!! Because you drink so much tea!!!

*facepalm*

The Sexes

Alexanda (7), Gabriel (6) and Evan (3) are having a conversation


Gabriel : No I don't WANT to play family Lexi!

Lexi : Yes you do, you just don't know it yet!

Gabriel : Yes I know!

Evan : No you don't, she's the girl!

Gabriel : So what?

Evan : The girl gets to make up the mind.

Gabriel : She doesn't get to make up MY mind!!

Lexi : Yes I do!!!

Evan : Mommy makes up Scott's mind, so yes, she does.

#mommyfail